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Shooting yourself in the foot in various programming languages

From Nightfox to All on Fri Apr 21 10:02:56 2017

This is a humorous page I found describing the process of shooting yourself in the foot in various programming languages: http://www.toodarkpark.org/computers/humor/shoot-self-in-foot.html

From Vk3jed@VERT/FREEWAY to Nightfox on Sat Apr 22 08:49:00 2017

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Nightfox wrote to All <=-

This is a humorous page I found describing the process of shooting yourself in the foot in various programming languages: http://www.toodarkpark.org/computers/humor/shoot-self-in-foot.html

LOL not bad. :)

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From Dreamer@VERT/SETXBBS to Nightfox on Wed May 3 12:52:11 2017

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This is a humorous page I found describing the process of shooting

yourself

in the foot in various programming languages: http://www.toodarkpark.org/computers/humor/shoot-self-in-foot.html

That's awesome. I'm in my last class day at college, and I read some of those out loud. Had everyone rolling. :)

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From Deavmi@VERT/KK4QBN to Dreamer on Mon Aug 21 15:05:48 2017

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On 2017-05-03 02:52 PM, Dreamer wrote:

> This is a humorous page I found describing the process of shooting yourself
> in the foot in various programming languages:
> http://www.toodarkpark.org/computers/humor/shoot-self-in-foot.html

That's awesome. I'm in my last class day at college, and I read some of those out loud. Had everyone rolling. :)
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