Ugh...I can't believe there are so many NASCAR fans out here. I thought NAS was only for rednecks & I doubt any of you are rednecks & if you are then, "Howdy."
So, just to enter the conversation, if I was tied to a rack with a noose aro my neck while I was being boiled in oil and had a gun to my head I'd probab root for Jeff Gordon. But that's probably the only way you'd get me to watc NASCAR.
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-Change my dear, and not a moment too soon...
Someone hand me a rope.
Re: NASCAR
By: Smole to Rassilon on Thu Feb 25 2010 03:32:20
Someone hand me a rope.
Just because I don't like NASCAR?? Jeez.
-Rassilon...
-Where is the fire that Za makes?
Someone hand me a rope.
Just because I don't like NASCAR?? Jeez.
-Rassilon...
No. It's the "only rednecks watch NASCAR" shit.
Re: NASCAR
By: Ryedawg to Rassilon on Tue Mar 02 2010 12:23:34
Yea!. The NASCAR audience is only half rednecks now.
So. by that do you mean that half the NASCAR populace are rednecks or each person in the audience is half a redneck?
-Rassilon...
-The Quest is the quest...
I'd rather spend the day with a redneck than with you two morons.
Re: NASCAR
By: Smole to Rassilon on Tue Mar 02 2010 19:37:03
I'd rather spend the day with a redneck than with you two morons.
Really? I can arrange that.
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Re: NASCAR
By: Smole to Rassilon on Tue Mar 02 2010 19:37:03
I'd rather spend the day with a redneck than with you two morons.
Really? I can arrange that.
Is she hot? :o
Guys, think positive! Work in a convience store and you can spend the whole day with rednecks, morons, and assholes! You don't have to limit yourself to one or the other! With that in mind, I'll set you up to attend a Redneck/moron sales conference. You can spend 4 fun filled hours with other rednecks and morons learning how to promote redneck prostitutes and moron prostitutes. This really is an informative seminar, because there are allready so many moron prostitutes that the demand is really low, but that doesn't mean you can't market them! Let us show you how to make the most of your morons and rednecks! In just 4 short hours, we'll have you selling your ladies to other pimps! That's right, turn your low-income ladies into a quick profiet! get rid of them and let the other pimps pay you to take them off your hands! Best of all, you don't have to pay your hit man to rough them up!I'd rather spend the day with a redneck than with you two morons.Really? I can arrange that.
Is she hot? :owho said it was a she? I was going to be conservative by sending you a moronic redneck that'd allow you to spend the day with a redneck moron... Though, isn't that kind of redundant?
I'd rather spend the day with a redneck than with you two morons.
Really? I can arrange that.
Is she hot? :o
Is she hot? :o
I apologize. The correct response should have been: "Which of my
cousins?" ;P
Guys, think positive! Work in a convience store and you can spend the wh day with rednecks, morons, and assholes! You don't have to limit yourself t one or the other! With that in mind, I'll set you up to attend a Redneck/mo sales conference. You can spend 4 fun filled hours with other rednecks and morons learning how to promote redneck prostitutes and moron prostitutes. T really is an informative seminar, because there are allready so many moron prostitutes that the demand is really low, but that doesn't mean you can't market them! Let us show you how to make the most of your morons and rednec In just 4 short hours, we'll have you selling your ladies to other pimps! That's right, turn your low-income ladies into a quick profiet! get rid of them and let the other pimps pay you to take them off your hands! Best of a you don't have to pay your hit man to rough them up!
Guys, think positive! Work in a convience store and you can spend the wh day with rednecks, morons, and assholes! You don't have to limit yourself t
Well, I know a goth-redneck chick...uh...I know a few redneck dudes butBut are they Morons? And, is the oppisite of MORON a LESSon?
they don't swing that way (not implying that you do)...
Well, I know a goth-redneck chick...uh...I know a few redneck dudes but they don't swing that way (not implying that you do)...But are they Morons? And, is the oppisite of MORON a LESSon?
I heard this at a bar the other night & thought I'd share it with you guys.
NASCAR =
[N]ational [A]ssociation <of> [C]ountry [A]ss [R]ednecks
Didn't make it up but I thought I would share.
Enjoy your graham crackers.
-Rassilon...
-I demand that I may or may not be Broomfondle...
[N]ational [A]ssociation <of> [C]ountry [A]ss [R]ednecks
What is NAOCAR??
Takes a REAL moron to come up with a non-sensical acronym.
Ok NASCAR fans,who's your pick at this point in the season to win it all?? It's a great year so far with many drivers in the top 5 only seperated by a few points!
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Who's your pick to win the Sprint Cup championship this year? I've
gotta go with Jimmie. 6 time champ THIS year :-)
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Who's your pick to win the Sprint Cup championship this year? I've gotta go with Jimmie. 6 time champ THIS year :-)
I like Tony Stewart.... hated when the wreck around lap 33 and someone got into Harvick who spun unto smoke...
Neat to see Matt Kenseth with Joe Gibbs Racing... and Joey Lagono over with Penske...
My wifes like Jimmy Johnson...
ttyl,
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Re: Re: NASCAR
By: Pbmountaincat to Ralph Smole on Fri Mar 01 2013 08:00 pm
Ralph Smole wrote to All <=-
Who's your pick to win the Sprint Cup championship this year? I've gotta go with Jimmie. 6 time champ THIS year :-)
I like Tony Stewart.... hated when the wreck around lap 33 and someone got into Harvick who spun unto smoke...
re
KEVIN HARVICK is the man I watch and along with Jeff Gordon if Mr.
Harvick ain't runnin right. Seems tempers are high and the season is young. Who's gonna be the first two to rumble?
Re: Re: NASCAR
By: Pbmountaincat to Ralph Smole on Fri Mar 01 2013 08:00 pm
Ralph Smole wrote to All <=-
Who's your pick to win the Sprint Cup championship this year? I've gotta go with Jimmie. 6 time champ THIS year :-)
I like Tony Stewart.... hated when the wreck around lap 33 and someone g into Harvick who spun unto smoke...
Neat to see Matt Kenseth with Joe Gibbs Racing... and Joey Lagono over wi Penske...
My wifes like Jimmy Johnson...
ttyl,
Pbmountaincat
... Top Users Top 10 creates a bulletin showing calls, msgs, d/l, u/l andre
KEVIN HARVICK is the man I watch and along with Jeff Gordon if Mr. Harvick ain't runnin right. Seems tempers are high and the season is young. Who's go be the first two to rumble?
HusTler
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Re: Re: NASCAR
By: Hustler to Pbmountaincat on Fri Apr 05 2013 09:37 am
KEVIN HARVICK is the man I watch and along with Jeff Gordon if Mr. Harvick ain't runnin right. Seems tempers are high and the season is young. Who's go be the first two to rumble?
BTW..JJ won :-) Are you ready for 2014?? Can't wait!
I am SO ready for the season!! Going to be VERY interesting,to say the least :-) Ready for the Sprint Unlimited this weekend!Ralph Smole wrote to Hustler <=-
Re: Re: NASCAR
By: Hustler to Pbmountaincat on Fri Apr 05 2013 09:37 am
KEVIN HARVICK is the man I watch and along with Jeff Gordon if Mr. Harvic ain't runnin right. Seems tempers are high and the season is young. Who's be the first two to rumble?
BTW..JJ won :-) Are you ready for 2014?? Can't wait!
Will be interesting this year with Harvick and Kurt Busch at Stewart Haas Racing.
Can't wait for Tony to be back in the car after out for many months from his accident in a non-nascar race.
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