Hello, Dovenetters.

I have a very important message to you.

If somebody invites you to watch Rendel: Dark Vengeance, you MUST kill that person straight, no questions asked, because he is an inhuman entity trying to make your brain ooze from your ears.

This _thing_, which tries to pass for a movie, tries to tell the story of a dark avenger that fights and evil corporation, Batman style. The problems with this film are the following:

* There is already a Batman. The dark hero who attacks from the shadows and strikes fear in the heart of their enemies by virtue of mystery and theatrical appearances has already been done better.

* There is a main plot and there is a flashblack plot, but the director manages to do it in such a way that it is hard to distinguish which is which at times.

* The director has a Gothic Metal kink. The heroe's sidekick is an expy of Tarja Turunen, I swear. That character was added just so the film was more gothic. She ads nothing else to the flim that show us how gothic the world is. Hell, I was fully expecting her tostart singing Century Child.

* The bad guys were so greatly stupid, suspension of disbelief is destroyed. Still, I liked the bad guys much more than the good ones. At least the bad guys had a goal and clear ideas.

For all these reasons, I recommend you call your political representatives and tell them this film should be outright banned.

Thanks for reading
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Re: RENDEL, or how to make a
By: Arelor to All on Wed Nov 11 2020 03:13 pm

Hello, Dovenetters.

I have a very important message to you.

If somebody invites you to watch Rendel: Dark Vengeance, you MUST kill that person straight, no questions asked, because he is an inhuman entity trying make your brain ooze from your ears.

This _thing_, which tries to pass for a movie, tries to tell the story of a dark avenger that fights and evil corporation, Batman style. The problems wi this film are the following:

* There is already a Batman. The dark hero who attacks from the shadows and strikes fear in the heart of their enemies by virtue of mystery and theatric appearances has already been done better.

* There is a main plot and there is a flashblack plot, but the director mana to do it in such a way that it is hard to distinguish which is which at time

* The director has a Gothic Metal kink. The heroe's sidekick is an expy of Tarja Turunen, I swear. That character was added just so the film was more gothic. She ads nothing else to the flim that show us how gothic the world i Hell, I was fully expecting her tostart singing Century Child.

* The bad guys were so greatly stupid, suspension of disbelief is destroyed. Still, I liked the bad guys much more than the good ones. At least the bad g had a goal and clear ideas.

For all these reasons, I recommend you call your political representatives a tell them this film should be outright banned.

Thanks for reading
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Thanks to your review, I want to see this film out of pure curiosity :)

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Re: RENDEL, or how to make a
By: Moondog to Arelor on Thu Nov 12 2020 01:47 am

For all these reasons, I recommend you call your political representative tell them this film should be outright banned.

Thanks for reading
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Thanks to your review, I want to see this film out of pure curiosity :)

It is all part of my plan to get people to watch the film, so people is brainwashed through the microwaves emitted by the screen into thinking I am the king of the world.
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Arelor wrote to All <=-

If somebody invites you to watch Rendel: Dark Vengeance, you MUST kill that person straight, no questions asked, because he is an inhuman
entity trying to make your brain ooze from your ears.

Now, I want to see a "death metal movie reviews" channel on YouTube.
I've never heard of a film that tries to slay your mind.


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Moondog wrote to Arelor <=-

Thanks to your review, I want to see this film out of pure curiosity :)

His reverse psychology mental kung FU won't work on me -- I'm going
to watch it TWICE!


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Re: RENDEL, or how to make a Batman copycat
By: Arelor to All on Wed Nov 11 2020 03:13 pm

Hello, Dovenetters.

Hello Arelor.

I have a very important message to you.

Likely Story.

(In Summary: A Questionably Coherent Review of a Reportedly Mediocre Movie)

I dono man. It doesn't sound THAT bad.

For all these reasons, I recommend you call your political representatives and tell them this film should be outright banned.

Politicians represent their constituents? Since when?

Thanks for reading

I want you to pay my long distance and data call charges for the time it took me to load and read your post on my 300 baud modem.
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