1. Forum
  2. FIDO
  3. BBS CARNIVAL

  • CEASE, CRETIN

    From Wendyl Merikaan@2:382/147 to Jas Hud on Wed May 11 00:20:26 2022
    HALT THY TREACHERY AND LISTEN NOW TO MY WORDS

    For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of
    zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

    I am the NINETY THREE GIGS of MAHJONG TILES in .PIC FORMAT filling up yr
    paltry zero day warez partition on yr VirtualBBS board with the no-name
    modem and gimpy handshake like 80% of yr callers cant connect to except
    at like 1200 max on maybe a good day

    I am the FOUR MILLION CRYSTITE PLOTS facing down yr lousy three food
    plots as a MULE goes grazy and runs away leaving u with 2, only to laugh
    as u try to mine SMITHORE in the river valley LIKE THE JABRONI U ARE

    I AM A TRANSDIMENSIONAL POLYPHASIC GIGACHAD FUCKSTORM and I SHALL BE
    HEARD

    I CALL U OUT jas hud u obnoxious cockwomble

    I have HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT and as MODERATOR OF ALL OF FIDONET
    EXCEPT FOR THE WIN95 ECHO WHICH IS ALL SEAN DENNIS I WARN U STERNLY

    WE HERE in zone 8 have been watching for 38 years - THAT IS TO SAY AS
    LONG AS JONAH HILL (MOST PUISSANT) HAS BEEN ALIVE and have LAMENTED THE
    DECLINE OF FIDONET on account of DOUCHE CANOE-RY SUCH AS THAT U ENGAGE
    IN ON A NEARLY DAILY BASIS

    REPENT U MISERABLE TAINT SCRATCHING OF INDETERMINATE ORIGIN

    CONFESS UR SINS NOW

    or I shall hunt u until the last star falls from the sky for my name is
    chaos and I RIDE THE BEAST WITH SEVEN HEADS AND TEN HORNS having paid of BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH
    with a pile of old NIGHT OWL SHAREWARE CDs, FOUR FLOPPY DISKS OF LATE
    80s AIRBRUSHED SCAT PORN IN .GIF FORMAT and CHEAT CODES FOR ZORK IN
    WHICH GRUES MAY BE EMPLOYED FOR SENSUAL DELIGHTS THE NATURE OF WHICH
    YOUR PUNY MIND CANNOT EVEN FATHOM

    IN THE NAME OF GREATER FIDONET, under the THUMB OF WHICH the degenerate
    masses will one day be ENSLAVED, CRYING OUT IN THEIR INIQUITY AND
    SUPPLICATION, REPTENT OF THY SINS AND PROSTRATE THYSELVES BEFORE YOUR
    BETTERS BE IT ALL BBS PACKAGE DEVELOPERS, SEAN DENNIS, OR RYAN SECREST

    REPENT NOW LEST YE BE DESTROYED, GROUND UP, EXTRUDED, AND SERVED TO
    FRATER NICK ANDRE IN THE FORM OF A CHALUPA

    YE HAVE BEEN WARNED YE WRETCHED FOUL CRAWLING THING

    REPENT OR BE DESTROYED JAS HUD

    U HAVE BEEN WARNED

    --- WILDMAIL!/WC v4.12
    * Origin: * VORTEX BBS * Serbia * vortex.redirectme.net:3777 (2:382/147.0)
  • From Nick Andre@1:229/426 to Wendyl Merikaan on Tue May 10 19:36:07 2022
    On 11 May 22 00:20:26, Wendyl Merikaan said the following to Jas Hud:

    HALT THY TREACHERY AND LISTEN NOW TO MY WORDS

    For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

    LOL! Hilarious!

    Nick

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)
  • From Jas Hud@1:129/305 to Nick Andre on Wed May 11 05:32:23 2022
    |03Quoting message from |11Nick Andre |03to |11Wendyl Merikaan
    |03on |1110 May 22 19:36:07|03.

    On 11 May 22 00:20:26, Wendyl Merikaan said the following to Jas Hud:

    HALT THY TREACHERY AND LISTEN NOW TO MY WORDS

    For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

    LOL! Hilarious!

    Nick

    it was? i didnt read it

    ... Twisted mind? No, just bent in several strategic places

    --- Renegade v1.30/DOS
    * Origin: The Titantic BBS Telnet - ttb.rgbbs.info (1:129/305)
  • From Dumas Walker@1:2320/105 to NICK ANDRE on Wed May 11 16:37:00 2022
    HALT THY TREACHERY AND LISTEN NOW TO MY WORDS

    For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

    LOL! Hilarious!

    I am having difficulty finding Zone 8 in the nodelist?

    Mike


    * SLMR 2.1a * All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux
    * Origin: capitolcityonline.net * Telnet/SSH:2022/HTTP (1:2320/105)
  • From Nick Andre@1:229/426 to Dumas Walker on Wed May 11 17:35:18 2022
    On 11 May 22 16:37:00, Dumas Walker said the following to Nick Andre:

    For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

    LOL! Hilarious!

    I am having difficulty finding Zone 8 in the nodelist?

    I know...

    Nick

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)
  • From Kurt Weiske@1:218/700 to Nick Andre on Wed May 11 07:21:00 2022
    Nick Andre wrote to Wendyl Merikaan <=-

    For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

    LOL! Hilarious!

    Channeling some serious "Church of the Sub-Genius" vibes. I'm waiting
    for the "Stark Fist of Removal", myself.



    ... Is it finished?
    --- MultiMail/DOS v0.52
    * Origin: http://realitycheckbbs.org | tomorrow's retro tech (1:218/700)
  • From Nick Andre@1:229/426 to Kurt Weiske on Thu May 12 12:01:29 2022
    On 11 May 22 07:21:00, Kurt Weiske said the following to Nick Andre:

    For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

    LOL! Hilarious!

    Channeling some serious "Church of the Sub-Genius" vibes. I'm waiting
    for the "Stark Fist of Removal", myself.

    The Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-dwellers is a domestic terrorist organization. You don't want to rub the Clit the wrong way.

    They're believed to be a violent extremist offshoot of Liberating Apes Before Imprisoning Apes.

    Nick

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)
  • From Dumas Walker@1:2320/105 to NICK ANDRE on Thu May 12 16:18:00 2022
    For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

    LOL! Hilarious!

    I am having difficulty finding Zone 8 in the nodelist?

    I know...

    I know you are not the Z8 coordinator but the next time you all are at one
    of your ZC yacht parties, could you remind him to submit an update? :D

    Mike


    * SLMR 2.1a * Uncontained entropy experiment gone crazy.......maybe.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux
    * Origin: capitolcityonline.net * Telnet/SSH:2022/HTTP (1:2320/105)
  • From Dumas Walker@1:2320/105 to GLENN ROSSI on Thu May 12 16:18:00 2022
    I am having difficulty finding Zone 8 in the nodelist?

    Wasn't Zone 8 RBBSNet?

    Might have been. Sounds like it is the FIDO zone for Zebulon 6 now.

    Mike


    * SLMR 2.1a * Humpty Dumpty was pushed! Well, I saw it on X-Files....
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux
    * Origin: capitolcityonline.net * Telnet/SSH:2022/HTTP (1:2320/105)
  • From Nick Andre@1:229/426 to Dumas Walker on Thu May 12 22:07:29 2022
    On 12 May 22 16:18:00, Dumas Walker said the following to Nick Andre:

    I am having difficulty finding Zone 8 in the nodelist?

    I know...

    I know you are not the Z8 coordinator but the next time you all are at one of your ZC yacht parties, could you remind him to submit an update? :D

    Its not really a party, just Ward bragging about shitting in cardboard boxes on his sailboat.

    Nick

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)
  • From Dumas Walker@1:2320/105 to NICK ANDRE on Fri May 13 16:37:00 2022
    I know you are not the Z8 coordinator but the next time you all are at one
    of your ZC yacht parties, could you remind him to submit an update? :D

    Its not really a party, just Ward bragging about shitting in cardboard boxes on his sailboat.

    Yeah, that doesn't sound like much of a party. I guess the Z8 ZC, whoever he/she/they are, must not be as much fun as the original poster seems to be.

    Mike


    * SLMR 2.1a * Armadillo: A mouse built to government specs.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux
    * Origin: capitolcityonline.net * Telnet/SSH:2022/HTTP (1:2320/105)
  • From Jas Hud@1:103/705 to Nick Andre on Sat May 14 09:48:24 2022
    To: Nick Andre
    Re: Re: CEASE, CRETIN
    By: Nick Andre to Dumas Walker on Thu May 12 2022 10:07 pm


    Its not really a party, just Ward bragging about shitting in cardboard boxes on his sailboat.

    that's got to be difficult. he cant just sit on the box because he would crush on it. does he put sawdust down?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Linux
    * Origin: Vertrauen - [vert/cvs/bbs].synchro.net (1:103/705)
  • From Jas Hud@1:103/705 to Dumas Walker on Sat May 14 09:52:58 2022
    To: Dumas Walker
    Re: Re: CEASE, CRETIN
    By: Dumas Walker to NICK ANDRE on Fri May 13 2022 04:37 pm

    I know you are not the Z8 coordinator but the next time you all are at one
    of your ZC yacht parties, could you remind him to submit an update?
    :D

    Its not really a party, just Ward bragging about shitting in cardboard boxes on his sailboat.

    Yeah, that doesn't sound like much of a party. I guess the Z8 ZC, whoever he/she/they are, must not be as much fun as the original poster seems to be.



    it gets even worse when the shit hits the fan.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Linux
    * Origin: Vertrauen - [vert/cvs/bbs].synchro.net (1:103/705)
  • From Kurt Weiske@1:218/700 to Dumas Walker on Fri May 13 07:17:00 2022
    Dumas Walker wrote to NICK ANDRE <=-

    I know you are not the Z8 coordinator but the next time you all are at
    one of your ZC yacht parties, could you remind him to submit an update?

    That's not the way it works. You talk to your RC, at the quarterly
    canoe race, gator fry and hoedown, then we can remind our ZC at the
    next offering/tribute.

    You gotta take it up the chain.



    ... Change nothing and continue consistently
    --- MultiMail/DOS v0.52
    * Origin: http://realitycheckbbs.org | tomorrow's retro tech (1:218/700)
  • From Kurt Weiske@1:218/700 to Dumas Walker on Fri May 13 07:18:00 2022
    Dumas Walker wrote to GLENN ROSSI <=-

    Might have been. Sounds like it is the FIDO zone for Zebulon 6 now.

    I want to rename my BBS to "Zebulon 6" now. Make people wonder what
    happened to Zebulons one through five.



    ... Change nothing and continue consistently
    --- MultiMail/DOS v0.52
    * Origin: http://realitycheckbbs.org | tomorrow's retro tech (1:218/700)
  • From Denis Mosko@1:153/757.1315 to Kurt Weiske on Sun May 15 16:05:14 2022
    Babylon 5?

    I want to rename my BBS to "Zebulon 6" now. Make people wonder what happened to Zebulons one through five.



    ... Change nothing and continue consistently
    -+- MultiMail/DOS v0.52
    @ ORIGINAL: http://realitycheckbbs.org | tomorrow's retro tech
    @ ORIGINAL: (1:218/700)

    --- WinPoint Beta 5 (359.1)
    * Origin: WinPoint (1:153/757.1315)
  • From Dumas Walker@1:2320/105 to KURT WEISKE on Sun May 15 08:53:00 2022
    Dumas Walker wrote to NICK ANDRE <=-

    I know you are not the Z8 coordinator but the next time you all are at one of your ZC yacht parties, could you remind him to submit an update?

    That's not the way it works. You talk to your RC, at the quarterly
    canoe race, gator fry and hoedown, then we can remind our ZC at the
    next offering/tribute.

    You gotta take it up the chain.

    So I need to talk to the other Nick first. Got it!

    Mike


    * SLMR 2.1a * Sir! Jem'ha'dar warship approachin-- ^{+Kx NO CARRIER
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux
    * Origin: capitolcityonline.net * Telnet/SSH:2022/HTTP (1:2320/105)