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    From Pink Torpedo@1:229/426 to All on Wed Sep 9 21:07:46 2026
    I love having to undergo mandatory sexual-harassment training at work, and being shown videos where the chick lecturing about the topic has a huge rack.

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
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  • From Popular Demand@2:292/854 to Pink Torpedo on Thu Sep 10 11:26:18 2026
    I love having to undergo mandatory sexual-harassment training at work,
    and being shown videos where the chick lecturing about the topic has a
    huge rack.

    Amazing employer. They actually teach you how to properly sexually harass?

    Though in your case, they'd tie your left hand behind your back while you masturbate with your right ... the so-called "left-hand harassment".

    PD

    --- DB4 - 20260902
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  • From Kurt Weiske@1:218/700 to Pink Torpedo on Thu Sep 10 08:10:10 2026
    Pink Torpedo wrote to All <=-

    I love having to undergo mandatory sexual-harassment training at work,
    and being shown videos where the chick lecturing about the topic has a huge rack.

    If you take the training while working from home, make sure you turn
    your webcam off.

    Bonus points if you can time your climax to the certificate of
    completion at the end.



    ... Most deaths on Mount Everest are caused by goats.
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  • From Pink Torpedo@1:229/426 to Popular Demand on Thu Sep 10 21:42:50 2026
    On 10 Sep 26 11:26:18, Popular Demand said the following to Pink Torpedo:

    Amazing employer. They actually teach you how to properly sexually harass?

    Well obviously I have a tremendous resume of experience in sexually harassing myself on a regular basis. If there was a certification course in masturbation I would be the author of the final exam.

    It was tempting to do so on the trip back from Quebec; but with my luck I'd get into an accident. But I suppose its perhaps better to go out that way than being discovered in the act of "auto-erotic asphyxiation".

    Thats how the singer of INXS went out. Man, what a grand-departure.

    Though in your case, they'd tie your left hand behind your back while you masturbate with your right ... the so-called "left-hand harassment".

    Left-handed is always better; I suppose like having a mistress in a marriage.

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
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  • From Pink Torpedo@1:229/426 to Kurt Weiske on Thu Sep 10 21:43:53 2026
    On 10 Sep 26 08:10:10, Kurt Weiske said the following to Pink Torpedo:

    If you take the training while working from home, make sure you turn
    your webcam off.

    The webcam is always off, and yes the laptop has an actual physical-cover
    for the webcam, not just disabled via software. Even on staff meetings, there is a bit of a thrill in knowing that I'm attending something and nobody knows how nude I am.... so freeing, so rebellious.

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Carrying a picture of my right-hand in my wallet (1:229/426)
  • From Shawn Highfield@1:229/452 to Pink Torpedo on Fri Sep 11 06:41:00 2026
    Quoting Pink Torpedo to Kurt Weiske <=-

    The webcam is always off, and yes the laptop has an actual
    physical-cover for the webcam, not just disabled via software. Even on staff meetings, there is a bit of a thrill in knowing that I'm
    attending something and nobody knows how nude I am.... so freeing, so rebellious.

    I attended my last teams meeting in the nude, I had the camera covered
    with cardboard and tape. Somehow I still got called into HR to explain.
    I asked how they found out? Turns out covering the camera when you are
    working in the office doesn't help as much as I thought it would.


    ... Okay, the fat lady is singing. Get out.
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  • From Popular Demand@2:292/854 to Pink Torpedo on Fri Sep 11 13:45:45 2026
    Even on staff meetings there
    is a bit of a thrill in knowing that I'm attending something and nobody knows how nude I am.... so freeing, so rebellious.

    That's because you have a tuxedo tatooed on your upper torse ...

    "Man, that Torpedo guy is always wearing a tux" ...

    \%/@rd

    --- DB4 - 20260902
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