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As Grandmother used to say
Evening gray and morning red, put on your hat or you'll wet your head
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Computer Truths - Real Engineers never use the Help key.
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Heller's Law:
The first myth of management is that it exists.
Johnson's Corollary:
Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the
organization.
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He who attacks the fundamentals of the American broadcasting industry attacks democracy itself.
-- William S. Paley, chairman of CBS
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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bath suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even consid buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.
'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?' 'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.'
He's still in intensive care.
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A blonde calls the Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to f San Francisco to New York City?'
The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'
'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
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Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.
They managed to bag 6.
As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take o
The two lads objected strongly.
'Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plan
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.