R:190723/0619Z 9754@N7HPX.#BOI.ID.USA.NOAM BPQ6.0.18
R:190723/0618Z
15934@WH6FQE.HI.USA.NOAM BPQ6.0.18
R:190723/0618Z 6078@GB7YEW.#79.GBR.EURO LinBPQ6.0.18
As Grandmother used to say
Great oaks from little acorns grow
-----------
"What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-
sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with
a terrifically witty insult, the kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties.
-- Dave Barry,
----
Line Printer & Toilet paper is strongest at the perforations.
-----
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
---
Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a
hillbilly's wife went into labour in the
middle of the night, and the doctor was
called out to assist in the delivery. Since
there was no electricity, the doctor handed
the father-to-be a lantern and said,
"Here. You hold this high so I can see
what I am doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought
into the world.
Whoa there, said the doctor, "Don't be in
such a rush to put that lantern down. I think
there's another one coming." Sure enough, within
minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold
that lantern up, don't set it down there's
another one!" said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.
"No, don't be in a hurry to put down that
lantern, it seems there's yet another one
coming!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment,
and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be
the light that's attractin' 'em?
--------
A "paraprosdokian" is a figure of speech in whi