• Jokes 27/6

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    As Grandmother used to say

    If wooly fleece deck the heavenly way, be sure no rain will mar the day -------


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    Who made the world I cannot tell; 'Tis made, and here am I in hell. My hand, though now my knuckles bleed, I never soiled with such a deed.
    -- A. E. Housman


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    He hadn't a single redeeming vice.
    -- Oscar Wilde

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    "I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind!
    The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."
    -- Charles Schulz

    If you're like most homeowners, you're afraid that many repairs
    around your home are too difficult to tackle. So, when your furnace explodes, you call in a so-called professional to fix it. The "professional" arrives
    in a truck with lettering on the sides and deposits a large quantity of
    tools and two assistants who spend the better part of the week in your
    basement whacking objects at random with heavy wrenches, after which the "professional" returns and gives you a bill for slightly more money than it would cost you to run a successful campaign for the U.S. Senate.
    And that's why you've decided to start doing things yourself.
    You figure, "If those guys can fix my furnace, then so can I. How difficult can it be?"
    Very difficult. In fact, most home projects are impossible,
    which is why you should do them yourself. There is no point