Jokes 11/7
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HUMOUR on Thu Jul 11 03:30:48 2019
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As Grandmother used to say
If cumulus clouds are smaller at sunset than at noon, expect fair weather
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The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.
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Watson's Law:
The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the
number and significance of any persons watching it.
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Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay £20 for a £10 item he needs.
A woman will pay £10 for a £20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Catholic Parrots
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem.. I have two female parrots
but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say,"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have
some fun?"
That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then