• Jokes 12/7

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    As Grandmother used to say

    If salt is sticky and gains in weight, it will rain before too late

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    ACHTUNG!!!

    Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands
    in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch das blinkenlights!!!

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    "He's the kind of man for the times that need the kind of man he is ..."

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    HAPPINESS

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
    love him a little.

    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not
    try to understand her at all.
    ____________ _________ _________



    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does ! ____________ _________ ________

    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

    A woman has the last word in any argument.

    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ____________ _________ ________





    A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous

    Blonde on his arm. ΓÇ£Show the lady your finest mink!ΓÇ¥ the fellow exclaims.

    So the owner of the shop goes in the back and comes out with an

    Absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on,

    The furrier